A Mooing story.

There was this beautiful cow. Aye. wait. As a writer I’m supposed to show and not tell. I’m telling you that the cow was beautiful. Let me show you how the cow was beautiful.

The cow was going to a meadow to graze. She was especially filling it up to feed her offspring.

She was slowly going about her grazing business. She was a mindful cow. She didn’t think much about the regurgitation later. She kept gnawing slowly enjoying the lustrous flavor of the grass.

It was almost late evening and on her way back, an old, hungry, ferocious tiger came off.

The grammar is off.

But that’s what the writer has to go through sometimes. Off.off.

Anyway, the tiger stood in front of this cow. The cow said: “Dude, WTF. I have my calf waiting back home. I’m supposed to feed her, if you tear me apart… how will I say goodbye to my sweet little calf?”

All the 90s, 80s kannada kids are smirking reading this. This cow and tiger story rings a bell.

Well, it’s a primary school lesson.

Yes, yes. I’m also a 90s kannada kid.

But, wait no?

So, the tiger said ok, “wow. Cow.”

“Go feed your calf and meet me right here.”

The cow’s name was saintlycrore not because she invested in equity funds, stocks and mutual funds but she invested in herself, Always.

She went off and fed her calf and with full honesty returned to the regal beast.

Now, this bloody beast started singing selene gomez’s “Kill ‘em with kindness” song as a purgatory fit.

This saintlycrore cow mooed to the tune.

The beast was thinking about the feast. The cow was also ready to get devoured.

Coo.

There was this pigeon from an aerial vantage point watching this freak show.

It flew down and rolled its eyes up.

“Dudes. I don’t want anybody killed. Let’s have a cool drink and chill!”

Sipping through some sprite, they decided to call it a day.

The calf was happy actually. All’s well that chills well.